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Thursday, May 10, 2007

I love the wording some businesses use. It really shows how dumb they consider their customers to be. Consider the following statement, found on ePassporte's site.

It may take up to 5 or more business days to withdraw money from your ePassporte Account to your US Bank Account, depending on your bank's policies. For instant access to your funds, please use your Visa Card.

Let's see..."it may take up to 5..." [That means 0,1,2,3,4,5 days.]
"...or more business days..." [That means 6,7,8...to infinity.]

So just to clarify, my withdrawal will take somewhere between zero and infinity days to find its way to my bank account. Hey, thanks for clearing that up!